svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

(via daz-er)

spookycapecod:

all i want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows

(via paradoxicalissue)

apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

(via paradoxicalissue)

imessaged:

I’m waiting for sophia grace and rosie to make a cover of anaconda

(via paradoxicalissue)

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

(via paradoxicalissue)

dulect:

how to get up in the morning

  • you don’t

(via ladvwood)

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

(via paradoxicalissue)

meladoodle:

i bet in 2000 years theyre gonna be digging up the rubble of our destroyed earth and they’ll find a nokia still on half battery

(via lulz-time)

thegirlnextdooritis:

timelordangel:

we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run

True

(via alaviaa-jaaferi)

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